Still can't believe it. sad. funny. Play some end war or something good and stop this. COME ON! even though i am making a comment, im telling u guys off. hes not coming back. deal with it, breath.
if i knew that was josh i would have knocked him one in the head. when i used to play games at kongregate.com he usde to do this too.
sory about him, mavrick
i'm mavrick's little brother josh. i was just posting to get Maestri to come back out from hideing.we use the same g-mail address because i don't know how and mavrick thinks i'll just do stupid stuff like this and get him banned.
I'm sorry,Josh
YES i am the REAL MAESTRI. that was a good rap chris119(just don't spam.) i am sorry to say i can not make anymore comics for you.If you look at sites like stuntmutt they too make very few if any comics.Other sites like mine are slowing down and even stoping because of the economy. this is the reason i voted for Obama. that was just a little election fact for ya...ANYWAY, ill see you later.
MAESTRI
i am maesri..
who's the real meastri please stand up please stand up
who . s the real meastri you are the real meastri please STAND UP plz stand up! if please stand up.
THERE ARE MANY MAESTRIS THAT TALK LIKE ME, DANCE RAVE speak like me f**ck like me, but they dont spam like me!
they dont sing like me. but sure, they talk, and closely look like mi!
SOO
right up,
so whos the real maestri pls stand up, please stand up! whos the real maestri please stand u8! waiiiit
please stand up, whos the real maestri please stand up please stand up.
he may do speak like me, but never do comix like me
Hey guys,there is a few things i'd like to ask/anounce.first who ever it was trying to pose as me stop its anoying, yet i feel like a movie star...Second i wasn't in Europe, i was just taking a long break, i've made several comics but just haven't posted them yet. third, if i'd like to hear more about that grunt song.Did one of you make it?Or was it from some site? i might just make it in to one of my new comics....
(fake)MAESTRI
im going to give you all a heads up on whats in the next 5 comics. theyre all one big comic broken into 5, but they star everyone thats been in the previous comics.
Thank you for your time, maestri.
P.S. Yes im maestri.
im sorry for the delay in comics.I've been on a trip to all the differant countrys in europe.You'll see some new comics soon. also don't keep making posts you're slowing down my server. thank you.
where did you go i you can't leave without telling us why you stopped. For the others, singing is only going to make ppl frusterated(i like the grunt song though but its missing something, mabey something to make it sound smoother). And I hate, hate mail or dislike hate mail. it is pointless i hope they make a new comic soon befor the rest of the comic makers fall under the same "sickness"
Wow its been what? one two er ITS BEEN A LONG TIME and nobodys posted onother response? Ether my typo worked or everybodys just given up on this Sadsack.
Look i was just suggesting somthing else to look at while you wait for the next Halo comics i did not want it to turn into a long flamebait* i must admit once i read it it looked a little lame so sorry
flamebait* Somthing ZZoMBiE Called it
Uh have any of you heard of Half-life?
Sence the Halo community is sort of going to a stand still you might try Half-Life.
I do belive you guys might like it if you try it.
Also Valve is better than Bungie why?
1:Valve makes games were you can have anything valve has as long as you are willing to work to unlock achevments they dont hog all the cool things to peeple that work for Valve only or if you do some stuped thing that they hope fully like.
2:Valve can make just as mutch money off of there games if they wanted to go to all the work of advertising all over sodas and other things.
3:Valve has made more games than Bungie and do they brag about it? no.
4:Gordon Freeman is your average man is a suit that protects him a little.
Spartan 117 is a man that had a little more build than others and now everything in him that made him man was taken from him and now hes now a hulking mindless monster that was forced from his family forced into the army forced into a tie of lies forced to fight (Sence its all he knows) forced to take orders from some little AI that is nothing but lies (Just my mothers shadow and if you dont remember she was nothing but lies) Forced to fight in unfashinable armor forced to keep his face a secret forced into impossible odds and yet he acts like everythings fine...
Tell me if i missed anything.
the apocalips is coming dont u see its slowlie going to drive us insane and make us eat ourselfs it started here thin spred to AHCS soon hbo will be ded wut next RvB? or halo itself!!?!?!?!?!?naw exscus me the apoculims has alredy drivin me insane and im going to pee in your water serply,eat my arm,and eat peeple
87 grunts comin' out of a ship, 87 grunts outta a shiiippp... take your aim, shoot for a grunt, 86 grunts comin' outta a ship!
86 grunts comin' out of a ship, 86 grunts outta a shiiippp... take your aim, shoot for a grunt, 85 grunts comin' outta a ship!
85 grunts comin' out of a ship, 85 grunts outta a shiiippp... take your aim, shoot for a grunt, 84 grunts comin' outta a ship!
84 grunts comin' out of a ship, 84 grunts outta a shiiippp... take your aim, shoot for a grunt, 83 grunts comin' outta a ship!
83 grunts comin' out of a ship, 83 grunts outta a shiiippp... take your aim, shoot for a grunt, 82 grunts comin' outta a ship!
82 grunts comin' out of a ship, 82 grunts outta a shiiippp... take your aim, shoot for a grunt, 81 grunts comin' outta a ship!
81 grunts comin' out of a ship, 81 grunts outta a shiiippp... take your aim, shoot for a grunt, 80 grunts comin' outta a ship!
guys just let this comic go and stop leaving comments...............................................................wait a second...........................................................................................................................................................................
im with n/a just chill and leave him be and let him get on with his life...just go with the flow and take a chill pill........whoaaaaaa........that sounded so hippie
OK everybody, this comic as ended, and we shuold all accept it. If he makes more, then he makes more, if he doesnt, then who cares. Heres to You beautiful, you will be missed
ok, im not going to bug the life out of this guy but it would be nice to have a new comic, and to people who have too thick of skulls to understand this,get some small resemblance of a life and leave him alone
hey! if you want to see some awesome Halo 3 Screen shotes, got to HaloscreenShots.com
Oh! gory i 'm not going to get X-box live unless it was silver because that way i don't have tospend so much. P.s i'm10, and not so good at Halo 3 ,YEt.
guys if he wants to be done hes done. let it go,move on... just read some of the other comics. oh and Lea, i agree with u 100% noone has patience except for who i mentioned earlier re:sean,you,me,and a whole lot others(thats right i havent forgotten u guys) p.s my full name is goryfrostbite(xboxlive gamertag) anyone want to talk,or play halo3, send me a request i except all
You thing I have no patience? We have been waiting for over four months. The police dont even look for people that long. I was the second person to welcome him back, and Ill welcome him back again if he returns, but untill then, stop bitching.
Dont rag on people who wait, and dont rag on people who leave. Its not your place to do so.
Ya know, I think its already dead. Thank God theres other halo comics out there. Like Another Halo Comic Strip, Reclaimer, Larry the Marine, and Halo Comic by Dan Baker. Time to move on guys. I have.
maybe Maestri died in shootout or a car crash or maybe he got a siezure while playing halo 3 or he got a heart attack or he fell out a window and died before he could make a new comic
Jesus CHRIST guys calm down hes got a life u dont control him so when he wants 2 make one he will!!! man some of u act like little kids except for people like lea,bill,or sean, and maybe lord o grunts, and many others, everyone else who isnt pouting like a kid, i got i got ur back
I gotta say these guys complaining about you not doing any work is just rubbish i mean c'mon if you like to read comics make your own
if you don't got secne of humor sucks to be you
but every one can draw and those who think they cant are lazy guys who are gonna expepirnce the 40 year old virgin life
but just life and let life and when you update the comic ill just laugh and wait for the next one
Shut the H*** up guys! As far as anyone knows he's married, and as far as I care he has a very important life so don't yell at him, it's a WAIST OF TIME!
Everyone needs to shut the h*ll up.He is trying to enjoy his life.He has a life and the people here whining like kids need to get a life,realize he's TRYING,and leave him alone.
This comic is hilarious. Best wishes to you Kitty 117! I hope you make more comics at some point! (I'll understand if you don't though.)
To the angry fans: If his life is more important than his comic, accept it and move on. His comic is not paying the bills, and artists DO have to live.
everybody CALM THE ^&%$ DOWN. he has a life, he has his own priorities, and apparently this comic isn't one of them. that's his problem and choice, not yours. you're not gods, you're not important. thank you.
Hey guys, its me ill be making a new comic soon just wait a week or two, alright?
P.S.: this next one will blow you AWAY!
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FAIL-
The fan that wrote this is not me.
07 stands for the year in which the art was made...2007.
Last name is Maestri... not MAESTRI 07.
This has got to be my favorite one of your comics, haha... poor mario =P
And to the guys below, if you're tired of waiting for a comic, then make one yourself. He's got a life like all of us do (or just some of us).
GIVE THIS GUY A FREAKING BREAK!
You guys are such an aholes to this guy.
If he doesn't want to make a comic then he doesn't. and he'll give a rats ass if you're leaving and never going to read ever again.
You guys are like little children whining all day. This dude at least has a life. And let him do what he wants. He doesn't get paid for it. And he can quit whenever he wants.
So you guys stop @#$%^&$ to the guy! >=[
Let him be in peace.
Calm down people. So far as I know, he doesn't get paid to do these. Enjoy them when they come, but don't complain that he's taking too long between comics. As has been said before, he has a life outside drawing comics for you.
how about people stop comming here and teach this guy a lesson i mean it's been like 3 month since he updated this web comic and i'm sick and tired of seeing this exact one every week so stop comming and he'll see why it's important to update or at least let us know if he's going to stop doing the comic
so what if he's playing a vieogame? those games are meant to be played, he payed for whatever game it is, so he has a right to play it.
as i already mentioned, he does NOT live just for your entertainment. it's his live, and his strips. if he thinks his game has priority, you are to respect that, complaining will not help.
you're pretty egoistic, aren't you? well, let me tell you something. you're not all that important, and you have absolutelly no say in this. you need to learn what patience is all about.
none of us know the reason why it is taking a little longer for the next one to ccome up, and mayby you haven't thought of it, but other people might actually have a life outside of pleasing you.
the creater of these comics has a life that is not just about making these comics just for you, start accepting that and stop whining.
so stop being a spoiled brat, bill, and give the guy a break. i don't see you making any strips, start doing that, and then you might have something to say.
WHY WON'T YOU MAKE A NEW COMIC?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 months, no new comics. We have HAD IT!!!!!!!!!!!! TIME HAS COST ME PATIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KISS YOUR FANS GOOD BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey all! First of all I have to say that I did this Mario comic before I even saw ZZoMBiE13's great comic. I've been out of touch it seems. Didn't even know his comic was up until I checked bungie.org's comics section (sorry Wu! & Stuntmutt) I'll check it more, I promise!
Sparrow, it took me roughly 4 or 5 hours to do this particular comic.
Anyway, don't spazz out if you don't see a comic of mine go up for a while. The time I have is few and far between. In the meantime, you have plenty to keep up with while Stuntmutt and ZZoMBiE13 are still going strong.
......and btw if someone know masteri please check he's KIA or whatevz.
This is Fenix.... Can you hear me?......... What have you done?"
This is A!@#$% Fenix.... Can you hear me?......... What have you done?"
sory about him, mavrick
I'm sorry,Josh
MAV. out
You are one post away from the ban hammer mavrick.
Stop posting with my name.
MAESTRI
MAESTRI
No, you're not.
MAESTRI
BUUUT
i am maesri..
who's the real meastri please stand up
please stant ud
THERE ARE MANY MAESTRIS THAT TALK LIKE ME, DANCE RAVE speak like me f**ck like me, but they dont spam like me!
please stand up, whos the real maestri please stand up please stand up.
he may do speak like me, but never do comix like me
signed. mae- i mean sparz chris 118 dude
who's the real meastri please stand up please stand up
who . s the real meastri you are the real meastri please STAND UP plz stand up! if please stand up.
THERE ARE MANY MAESTRIS THAT TALK LIKE ME, DANCE RAVE speak like me f**ck like me, but they dont spam like me!
they dont sing like me. but sure, they talk, and closely look like mi!
SOO
right up,
so whos the real maestri pls stand up, please stand up! whos the real maestri please stand u8! waiiiit
please stand up, whos the real maestri please stand up please stand up.
he may do speak like me, but never do comix like me
signed. mae- i mean spartan chris 118 ya
(fake)MAESTRI
*sigh*
MAESTRI
Thank you for your time, maestri.
P.S. Yes im maestri.
P.S.S. No you're not.
Europe, really?
MAESTRI
-Mr. Who, can you borrow your brother's TARDIS and see what happened to MAESTRI? lol
(if u dont like to go 67, then just go to 76.)
P.S(I don't act like a thick headed heretic when it comes to asking for anew comic Maestri!)
I'M BACK! lol.
flamebait* Somthing ZZoMBiE Called it
Sence the Halo community is sort of going to a stand still you might try Half-Life.
I do belive you guys might like it if you try it.
Also Valve is better than Bungie why?
1:Valve makes games were you can have anything valve has as long as you are willing to work to unlock achevments they dont hog all the cool things to peeple that work for Valve only or if you do some stuped thing that they hope fully like.
2:Valve can make just as mutch money off of there games if they wanted to go to all the work of advertising all over sodas and other things.
3:Valve has made more games than Bungie and do they brag about it? no.
4:Gordon Freeman is your average man is a suit that protects him a little.
Spartan 117 is a man that had a little more build than others and now everything in him that made him man was taken from him and now hes now a hulking mindless monster that was forced from his family forced into the army forced into a tie of lies forced to fight (Sence its all he knows) forced to take orders from some little AI that is nothing but lies (Just my mothers shadow and if you dont remember she was nothing but lies) Forced to fight in unfashinable armor forced to keep his face a secret forced into impossible odds and yet he acts like everythings fine...
Tell me if i missed anything.
... MAESTRI 07
Why is it that recently, all the newer comics have the most comments?? Even ones not anywhere near related to the comic itself?
To me, chat spam becomes the end result so... What?
86 grunts comin' out of a ship, 86 grunts outta a shiiippp... take your aim, shoot for a grunt, 85 grunts comin' outta a ship!
85 grunts comin' out of a ship, 85 grunts outta a shiiippp... take your aim, shoot for a grunt, 84 grunts comin' outta a ship!
84 grunts comin' out of a ship, 84 grunts outta a shiiippp... take your aim, shoot for a grunt, 83 grunts comin' outta a ship!
83 grunts comin' out of a ship, 83 grunts outta a shiiippp... take your aim, shoot for a grunt, 82 grunts comin' outta a ship!
82 grunts comin' out of a ship, 82 grunts outta a shiiippp... take your aim, shoot for a grunt, 81 grunts comin' outta a ship!
81 grunts comin' out of a ship, 81 grunts outta a shiiippp... take your aim, shoot for a grunt, 80 grunts comin' outta a ship!
this is getting stupid lol
u.n.f.r.e.a.k.i.n.g.b.a.l.i.v.a.b.l.e!
-Tom
Do you guys have a life?
but really, if he can't/won't make more, thanks for the ride.
-Tom =3
Block? You can do that?
#103 - Billy Bob - 06/23/2008 - 13:11
That makes me wonder if this comic was too graphic and they didnt want any trouble...
we have again proven that a Halo fans have no life
but 6 month and nuthin happend.
we misses you so
atleast a hello so we know that your stil alive, anything
RvB Quotes FTW!
Oh! gory i 'm not going to get X-box live unless it was silver because that way i don't have tospend so much. P.s i'm10, and not so good at Halo 3 ,YEt.
P.S Mi gamertag if i had one woud be Spartasean, or toasean602.
Dont rag on people who wait, and dont rag on people who leave. Its not your place to do so.
I'm not complaining that he hasn't updated in a while... a -big- while, but i hope he doesn't let this strip die.
Thats my 2 cents...
let the guy have a life, okay?
if you don't got secne of humor sucks to be you
but every one can draw and those who think they cant are lazy guys who are gonna expepirnce the 40 year old virgin life
but just life and let life and when you update the comic ill just laugh and wait for the next one
To the angry fans: If his life is more important than his comic, accept it and move on. His comic is not paying the bills, and artists DO have to live.
its been 4or 5month since you posted this comic.
Y made a new record.
gratz kitty 117.
ill never ferget this comic
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Wow indeed... M_A_E_S_T_R_I.
And once again, 07 is not a part of my name.
MAESTRI
By the way, Just ignore those selfish losers who cant understand the fact that a guys' got a life and needs a well deserved break. Keep it up man!
P.S.: this next one will blow you AWAY!
_____________________EDITED
FAIL-
The fan that wrote this is not me.
07 stands for the year in which the art was made...2007.
Last name is Maestri... not MAESTRI 07.
MAESTRI
And to the guys below, if you're tired of waiting for a comic, then make one yourself. He's got a life like all of us do (or just some of us).
You guys are such an aholes to this guy.
If he doesn't want to make a comic then he doesn't. and he'll give a rats ass if you're leaving and never going to read ever again.
You guys are like little children whining all day. This dude at least has a life. And let him do what he wants. He doesn't get paid for it. And he can quit whenever he wants.
So you guys stop @#$%^&$ to the guy! >=[
Let him be in peace.
as i already mentioned, he does NOT live just for your entertainment. it's his live, and his strips. if he thinks his game has priority, you are to respect that, complaining will not help.
you're pretty egoistic, aren't you? well, let me tell you something. you're not all that important, and you have absolutelly no say in this. you need to learn what patience is all about.
the creater of these comics has a life that is not just about making these comics just for you, start accepting that and stop whining.
so stop being a spoiled brat, bill, and give the guy a break. i don't see you making any strips, start doing that, and then you might have something to say.
ZOMBIE!
thank you for bringing us new goodies
Lookit THIS!
New batch of comics, though not quite as good as these...
http://ahcs.bungie.org/comics/1/
Just somethin' to look at while waiting for the good stuff to get going again...
...REALLY... scary...
Now I' gonna' have nightmares! lol
*Halo Heads LIIIVVVEEESSS!!
I'll keep checking in for more. Keep up the good work!
YOUR COMICS ARE THE BEST!
Sparrow, it took me roughly 4 or 5 hours to do this particular comic.
Anyway, don't spazz out if you don't see a comic of mine go up for a while. The time I have is few and far between. In the meantime, you have plenty to keep up with while Stuntmutt and ZZoMBiE13 are still going strong.
Thanks
BUT, this one's awesomely funny in its own respect; I never wouldn't thought about the Flood on a SMG level. You two should do a joint strip sometime!
I wish I had a Wii...
your back
thankyou YESYESYEYSYESYes
cool comic